Shticks and Stones, Gimme Jack Cohn, Levittown,david Susskind, Mount Sinai Hospital, God Bless You Gerry Mendelbaum, the Painters Go Marching In, Yascha Got a Bottle, I Gave My Love a Chicken,catskill Ladies, Melvin Rose of Texas, Mammy's Little Baby Love - Allan Sherman

Oh salesmen come and salesmen go\nAnd my best one is gone I know\nAnd if he don’t come back to me\nI’ll have to close the factory\nGimme Jack Cohen and I don’t care\nGimme Jack Cohen and I don’t care\nGimme Jack Cohen and I don’t care\nBut the bastard’s gone away\nI’m upside down, my head is turning around\nBecause I gotta sell the house in Levittown\nLittle David Susskind-\nShut up\nPlease don’t talk; please don’t talk\nLittle David Susskind-\nMe first\nThen you’ll talk\nI went down to Mt. Sinai — Hospital\nTo see my old zayde there\nAnd I said, Thanks God\nFor the Blue Cross\nAnd I wish we had the Medicare\nGod bless you, Jerry Mendelbaum\nLet nothing you dismay\nThis May you had a rotten month\nSo what is there to say\nLet’s hope next May is better\nAnd good things will come your way\nAnd you won’t have a feeling of dismay\nNext May\nOh when the paint’ners\nGo marching in\nOh when the paint’ners\nGo marching in\nJust make sure they put a dropcloth\nWhen the paint’ners go marching in\nYasha got a bottle of Geritol\nGeritol, Geritol\nYasha got a bottle of geritol\nAnd he knocked a whole in the wall\nThat’s all\nNo wall\nI gave my love a chicken\nIt had no bone\nI gave my love a cherry\nIt had no stone\nI gave my love a baby\nAnd then, you see\nMy love got very angry and she said to me\nI didn’t mind the chicken\nWithout the bone\nI didn’t mind the cherry\nWithout the stone\nBut when you give a baby\nIt’s just one thing\nYou oughta give at least\nAn engagement ring\nThe Catskill ladies sing this song\nHoo-hah, Hoo-hah\nSitting on the front porch playing Mah-Jongg\nAll hoo-hah day\nOh I’m Melvin Rose of Texas\nAnd my friends all call me Tex\nWhen I lived in old New Mexico\nThey used to call me Mex\nWhen I lived in old Kentucky\nThey called me Old Kentuck\nI was born in old Shamokin\nWhich is why they call me Melvin Rose\nMammy’s little baby loves matzoh, matzoh\nMammy’s little baby loves matzoh balls\nMammy’s little baby wants pots and pots of\nLots and lots of matzoh balls\nStole the skillet\nStole the lead\nStole a lotta balls\nMade of Pesach bread\nStole the chicken\nOut of the soup\nStole the pot\nAnd made a lot of chicken soup\nMammy’s little baby loves matzoh, matzoh\nMammy’s little baby loves matzoh balls\nMammy’s little baby wants pots and pots of\nLots and lots of mat-zoh — oh! — balls