Afraid - Mark Douglas

Damn it’s really bright out here

Guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses

If I knew we were shooting a video outside

Now some of you out there might be out on top of your rooftop talking to your

self too

But you not famous rappers so no one cares

Now if you excuse me I’m going down stairs

You can try and throw away my lyric sheets before I can see them

Ha too bad I got them memorized I don’t even need them

Yeah I still got homophobic lines

but you can’t get up

cause that fag Elton John and I once did a duet

To my fans I apologize for ruing your life’s

I’ll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife

He spits his line up every time without any rehearsing

Sometimes he rhymes about himself

in the third person

His rapping is hilarious or completely serious and if you make fun of him he

will get freaking furious cause he can dish it out but he just can’t take it

Like a baker who hates cakes but always bakes it

Whos this dude looking at me he looks just like me clocking me, mocking me,

I think he wants to fight me

Ow I tried to hit the man but it broke my hand then he ran must have been a

crazed fan oh damn there he is again

I’m not afraid to throw a chair

It was from IKEA so I don’t care

I’m bumping into people on the street

I’m wearing shape-ups on my feet

I’m just like you I’ve been there too

I’m rich and famous so I take that back it’s not true

It was my decision to do drugs I did it for fun but now I’m done I can get back

to puns about Kim Kardashian and her two ton buns of fun so gigantuan that they

block out the sun

I’m the worlds greatest rapper in fact that’s undisputed but for some reson I

act like I’m persecuted

If you think I’m a turkey well then you can just stuff it

I’m the only MC to have a beef with a puppet

I can rap about Afghanistan, Iraq or BP but I’d rather make fun of some minor

celebrites

Here’s a list of people that I like to impeach: Patricia Heaton, Wil Wheaton,

Rubin Studdard and Screech

but I wont diss Kanye or Lil' Wayne that ain’t fun

they’re both really nice and they ain’t hurt no one

Screw Michael J Fox 'cause he shakes when he walks

Aren’t you glad that I’m back to get this message across

I’m not afraid to get really pissed and all my critics that hardly exist

I’m such a whiny baby I keep complaining

I’m rich as hell my records sell

I’m such an ass but I’ll get a pass

people love me 'cause I can rhyme words really fast