I Know An Old Lady - Jon Pertwee

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly

I don’t know why she swalled a fly

I guess she’ll die

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider

that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her

she swallowed the spider to catch the fly

but I don’t know why she swalled a fly

I guess she’ll die

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird

know how absurd to swallow a bird

she swallowed the bird to catch the spider

that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her

she swallowed the spider to catch the fly

but I don’t know why she swalled a fly

I guess she’ll die

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat

now fancy that to swallow a cat

she swallowed the cat to catch the bird

she swallowed the bird to catch the spider

that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her

she swallowed the spider to catch the fly

but I don’t know why she swalled a fly

I guess she’ll die

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog

now what a hog to swallow a dog

she swallowed the dog to catch the cat

she swallowed the cat to catch the bird

she swallowed the bird to catch the spider

that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her

she swallowed the spider to catch the fly

but I don’t know why she swalled a fly

I guess she’ll die

now I know an old lady who swallowed a horse

she’s dead

of course