Lessdoodiss - Jarv

If you really wanna see what it means to be

A true top-caliber top tier emcee

You’d better follow along — ya gotta peep the steps

And lemme demonstrate Watch the master catch wreck

Lessdoodiss

Wassup ya’ll less doo diss

Party people in the place to be lessdothis

Wassup ya’ll lessdoodiss

Yo it’s never enough

I rip mic’s with a delicate touch

And when that elephant bust into the room and consume y’alls attention

I pour an eagle rare on the rocks and send it

Bent outta shape like you bend over nightly

I’ll send a telegram tellin' Ben to fight me

Who’s Ben? Iunno, Stiller wassup

I’m pretty chill until I hit ya with the villainous touch

This shit that I bust make a planet wiggle off-axis

Women gettin' fanatic at my gigalo practice

Mad slick when the kid is in action

You spittin' like a kitten tryin' a tickle a cactus

Ease back kid — get the fuck back bitch

I grip my nutsack as I bust that shit

Sluts in the house — bump that trick

ANd put that ass where my mustache is

Whats this? Big Jarv is energized

And generally ready to set it off anytime

This multi-syllable rythem’ll tickle your spine

And then I’ll out the red dot tween your eyes

Why do so-called emcees’s even try

To get upon the mic and recite

All there little bullshit cliche rhymes

I’m thinkin' I might like to lose my mind

Devote my soul to a life of crime

Kill a nemesis with a venomous line

Get busted by a busy get a bit of time

I’ll unwind in a solitary confinement

I’ll write rhymes with my blood plus an ill hand style

It’s big Jarv in the place swiggin' Absolute

'Bout to flee the coop and then smash your troop

So move the fuck back, who’s the fuck that?

Another dick rider glued to nutsacks

Save the game, I just slang the lingo

Bangin' on your dame like my name is Ringo

More like John Bohham or Bernard Purdie

I got the swing and I deem thee unworthy

Your girl got a dog face sorta like Murdy

I’ll film her like beagle if she wanna get flirty

Word to the people who assemble and continue

Celebrating rhymes with an elevated mental

Relegating like a renegade invading pages of paper

Makin' it pay to take wages of the beta

Verbatim, maybe the laymen ain’t able to make a name

But I’m aimin' to paint a picture and lay the bitch in a frame

And if they can savor the flavor, Nate’ll stay for the duration

They be spinnin' like a breakin' and shaken like a can of paint

Less doo diss

Yeah, I’m comin' back in this like this

I ain’t givin' it a rest, I ain’t callin' it quits

I ain’t no quitter bitch. I ain’t kiddin', not even a little bit

I spit it with vigor until you feelin' religious

Not a prophet, but I’m trying to profit off this

I’ll pass around a plate and take whatever you toss in

Drop it in my pocket and watch you walk out

Pshh-Gimmie that wallet, I want the wad now

How can it be? I’m Astounding indeed

I’ma scowl at the meek, beat, trounce and defeat

Found in the streets, never bound with a leash

I’ma howl at the moon — I’ma growl at the beats

Bounce to the song 'till they gotta cal twelve

All dogs go to heaven all pigs go to

Well, well, well, What is this — I’mma flip the script

I ain’t tryna politic, tryna rip this bitch

You box me in, I’ll box you out

I talk my shit

I’m awfully loud

Do not disturb

Hop the curb

Kiss the rail

Pushin' down the street tryina kick it and the kid prevail

It’s the antagonist actin' a bit erratic

On an erotic odyssey witcha mom up in the attic

Attitude? It doesn’t matter, I can truly tune it out

'Cause I’m the multi-talented rapper you never knew about

I’m multi-faceted, ravenous — like a faucet I’m droppin' it

Get bag full of cash and then i’ma probably offer it

To somebody cool, maybe a thotty I wanna screw

Make your body move, save me the bother of naughty nudes

Lessdoodiss

Wassup ya’ll less doo diss

Party people in the mother fuckin' building less do this

Come on baby less do this