Those Who Can't Do... - Jack Black, School of Rock Cast

Oh yeah, I was this close\nTo getting a chair on the Polish Philharmonic\nAnd I nailed the audish, but I didn’t get it, guess who did?\nYo-Yo Ma’s cousin, little Nepatiz\nBut anyway, I just decided to give up on myself and become a teacher\nBecause those that can’t do teach\nAnd those that can’t teach teach gym\nI’m just joshin'\nHey, Mr. Schneebly\nHey, Zack!\nI just wanted to say, that was a really cool lesson\nOh, thanks, dude! I’ll see you back in class\nOkay