Things You Never See - George Carlin

You'd never see a guy jogging down the street listening to a Shitman.

No, that's one of those

things you never see.

There's a lot of things you never see and you don't know you don't see em

because you don't see em.

You gotta see something first to know you never saw it.

Then you see

it and say, "Hey, I never saw that."

Too late, you just saw it.

I know things you never see.

You

never a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit happens."

You never a really big, tall,

fat Chinese guy with red hair.

You never see a wheelchair with a roll-bar.

You never see someone

taking a shit while running at full speed.

And, you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher

strapping on a dildo.

Nunca verías a un tipo corriendo por la calle escuchando a un Shitman.

no, ese es uno de esos

cosas que nunca ves.

Hay muchas cosas que nunca ves y no sabes que no las ves

porque no los ves.

Tienes que ver algo primero para saber que nunca lo viste.

entonces ves

y decir: "Oye, nunca vi eso".

Demasiado tarde, lo acabas de ver.

Sé cosas que nunca ves.

Tú

nunca un Rolls Royce con una pegatina en el parachoques que diga "Cosas que pasan".

Nunca eres realmente grande, alto,

chino gordo pelirrojo.

Nunca ves una silla de ruedas con una barra antivuelco.

nunca ves a alguien

cagando mientras corre a toda velocidad.

Y nunca ves una foto de Margaret Thatcher

flejes en un consolador.