Han Solo - Bob Schneider

Woke up with glass in my eye

And gold in my heart

Girl, your eyes are like a nudie bar

Beautiful and dark

I’m messed up like a Chinese snowman

With a battle-ugly glow, man

Like diamonds when they hit the light

On the floor tonight

I’m your Chewbacca, you’re my Han Solo

We got each other no matter where we go

Lost but together here in outer space

Laying our enemies to waste

Sitting around, getting high

Lana’s singing, we were born to die

The sun was shining up in the wild blue

And you woke up in a good mood

Next thing I know you’re off in Miami

Hanging with the young dudes

I’m blind, but not to blind to see

I can see what’s right in front of me

Love ain’t like everybody says it is

The senator tried to steal you away

While I was working at the bank one day

You learn your lessons when you’re supposed to

Life keeps coming

Life keeps coming through

I’m your Chewbacca, you’re my Han Solo

We got each other no matter where we go

Lost but together here in outer space

Wiping the tears from each others' face

Sitting around, getting high

Lana’s singing, we were born to die